Screams And Moans And Bats And Bones

Teenage Monsters In Haunted Homes

The Ghosts On The Stair

The Vampires Bite

Better Beware, There's A Full Moon Tonight

Cannibal Spiders Creep And Crawl

Boys And Ghouls Having A Ball

Frankenstein, Dracula And Even The Mummy

Are Sure To End Up In Someone's Tummy*

Take A Fresh Rodent, Some Toadstools And Weeds

And An Old Owl And The Young One She Breeds

Mix In Seven Legs Of An Eight-legged Beast

Then You Are All Set For A Cannibal Feast.

Sit Around The Fire With The Cup Of Brew

A Fiend And A Werewolf On Each Side Of You

This Cannibal Orgy Is Strange To Behold

And The Maddest Story Ever Told.



*Original: Are Sure To End Up In Somebody's Tummy