Announcer:

500 Hertz At Reference Fluxivity
Set Gain For Asthmath, Face, And Frequency Response Callibration

Announcer(Synthesized):

Good Evenin', Y'all (Hello, Where' S The Music)
Today's Lesson Funk, Shall Begin In Just A Few (Immature)
We're Gonna Drop Some Signs On You About, Two
No Three, No, Yeah Three, " Funketeers"
Yeah, Let's See On The Scale From 1 To 10 On Your Funk Meter
How Do You Rate Your Funk?
What These 3 Dope Brothers Gonna Be Droppin' Some New Jack Funk For You
Comin' At You In The Nine-two
Straight Takin' Over Thangs
Yeah, With The Crazy Hype Ghetto Beats
Smooth Ballad, Kickin' R&B, With A Hip-hop Cut
Or Should I Say Hip-pop
Yeah, Pschological Is Definitely The Concept
Bringin' You That , Excitertainment
Immature, And The Disciples Of The New Funk Era
The New-jack Funk Thing
Marq, Romeo, And Don
Yeah, Well I See Right Now I'm Gonna Have To Jet Out Of Here
We're Gonna Be Jamming This Frequency
So Y'all Ain;t Gonna Bring You Back In With This Interview
I Just Wanna Say Peace (Immature)
And I'm Outtey Like Sour-ey

Intereviewer: So Immature, I See Here That Your Music, Is Psychological? Please Explain.

Batman: Psychological Is You Know Like, Crazy, Dope Weird Stuff, Ya Know

Half-Pint: Like A Crazy Dome

Interviewer: Oh I Get It, Ok. Wh-what Is New Jack Funk?

Batman: New-jack Funk Is Just Like, Crazy, Dope, Hype Beats, Ya Know?

Interviewer: Yeah?

Batman/Pint: To Keep The Crowd Jumping (Hip-hop Music)

Interviewer: So U Guys Are Like Into Rhythm And Blues?

Half-Pint- Not Rhythm And Blues

Romeo/Pint: Rhythm And Beats

Interviewer: Ah, I See That U Don't Have Any Price Tags On Ur Clothes

Batman: Been There
Immature: Done It
Interviewer: And Ur Clothes They're Not On Backwards Or Anything
Batman: Been There
Immature: Done It
Batman: Hey,yo Man, This Interview Is Nervous, Man
Romeo: Yo Lend Us That ' Honey Dip' Out There
Batman: Oh Dang
Half-pint: Check Out Her Onions
Batman: Oh Dang, She Got A Ghetto Booty