I Went Down To The Guitar Store And I Bought Myself Some Things

Then I Went Home To Fix This Guitar To See If It Could Sing.

When I Got Done I Plugged It In But It Made No Sound At All.

So I Was Gettin' Pretty Pissed And I Plugged It Into The Wall.


Guess It's Not A Signing Type, It Would Rather Yell And Spit.

If You Don't Think You'll Like This Guitar Then You're Really Askin' For Shit!

`Cause When I Get Mad, I Get Red, And Then I Start To Steam.

And This Guitar Is Gonna Fuck Your Face `cause It Knows How To Scream!


Hi, I'm Bill. I Was The One Who Did The Cover Art For The Stone's Sucking In The 70's LP.