Ohhh... Yeah... Uhhh... Yeah



I Was On The Farm One Day And I Saw A Turkey

A Turkey Next To A Cow

And I Saw A Cat He Said Meow



I Saw A Dog And He Goes Woof

Then I Saw A Chicken

Again, The Chicken Said Woof Also



And Then I Saw A Fuckbeetle, A Fuckbeetle, I Saw A Fuckbeetle

And He Was With Another Fuckbeetle

And The Two Fuckbeetles Were Fuckin'

Yeah, They Were Fuckin'



And Then I Saw A Giraffe... Giraffe... Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe

And Another Giraffe

And They Were Fuckin'



Then I Saw The Farmer And He Was Sittin' On The Porch

And Then He Looked Up At Me And He Said

Hey, What's This In My Pants?

I Was Like Hey Man, I Don't Know

It Looks Like A Vagina

He's Like, A Vagina? I Thought I Had A Penis?

No, You Have A Vagina And A Penis!



Ah, Fuck It, Start Over

Start The Fuck Over

Fuckbeetles, What The Fuck Is A Fuckbeetle?