Hello Cobain. Come On In. Floyd Observes My Hairy Chin.
Sit Down In The Chair Don't Be Afraid. Steamed Hot Towel On My Face.

I Was Shaved. (x3)

Barney Ties Me To The Chair. I Can't See I'm Really Scared.
Floyd Breathes Hard, I Hear A Zip. Pee-pee Pressed Against My Lips.

I Was Shaved. (x3)

I Sense Others In The Room. Opie, Aunt Be I Presume.
They Take Turns And Cut Me Up. I Die Smothered In Andy's Snot.

I Was Shave. (x3)