Well It's Hotter Than Hell Outside Right Now
It's 100 In The Shade With The Sun Beating Down
Forecast Calling For Some More Of The Same
Well I Can't Fix That But I Can Fix A Drink

I Turn On Fox News And Then CNN
But It's The Same Dang Thing All Over Again
The World's In The Toilet And The Market's In The Tank
Well I Can't Fix That, No

But I Can Fix A Drink, Pour It On Ice
Mix It On Up And Get'cha Feeling Right
I Can Get'cha Buzzed, I Can Get'cha Smiling
I Can Make You Feel Like You're Sitting On An Island
I Can Make It Fruity Or I Can Make It Strong
All You Gotta Do Is Tell Me What You Want
Put It To Your Lips, Take A Little Sip
Tell Me What You Think, Yeah
I Can Fix A Drink

Say You Gotta Broken Phone And A Broken Heart
The Boss Is On Your Back And Your Truck Won't Start
None Of Your Friends Want To Listen To Hank
Well I Can't Fix That, No

But I Can Fix A Drink, Pour It On Ice
Mix It On Up And Get'cha Feeling Right
I Can Get'cha Buzzed, I Can Get'cha Smiling
I Can Make You Feel Like You're Sitting On An Island
I Can Make It Fruity Or I Can Make It Strong
All You Gotta Do Is Tell Me What You Want
Put It To Your Lips, Take A Little Sip
Tell Me What You Think, Yeah
I Can Fix A Drink

I Don't Know What's Going On With You
But If You Got Some Cheap Whisky And Some Mountain Dew
Malibu Player Vogue Coke In A Cup
Brother I Can Hook You Up

But I Can Fix A Drink, Pour It On Ice
Mix It On Up And Get'cha Feeling Right
I Can Get'cha Buzzed, I Can Get'cha Smiling
I Can Make You Feel Like You're Sitting On An Island
I Can Make It Fruity Or I Can Make It Strong
All You Gotta Do Is Tell Me What You Want
Put It To Your Lips, Take A Little Sip
Tell Me What You Think, Yeah
I Can Fix A Drink
Yeah, I Can Fix A Drink