I Wanna Be A Field Day For The Sundays So They Can Fuck Up My Life

Embarass My Wife, And Leave A Bad Taste

That Striped Toothpaste Can't Remove On Monday Mornings

I Wanna Be A Target For The Dailies So They Can Show

Pictures Of Me With A Nude On Page Three, So Lacking In Taste

Touched Up Near The Waist, Looking As Limp As Monday Morning