She's Good
But Not Religious Good
She's Kind
But Not All The Time
She Says Funny Things
We Get Happy

She's Bad
But Not Religious Bad
She Smiles
But Not All The Time
She Puts Funny Things In My Coffee
She Asks Questions Like
How Many Beans Make Five?
She's Alright

Sometimes She Gets Ugly
Sometimes She Looks Ill
She's Here To Watch Over Me
Her Looks Tend To Kill

She's Blind
But Not Religious Blind
She's Wild
But Not All The Time
She Drinks Funny Things
We Get Touchy
She Screams And Shouts A Bit
But She Leaves Me Out Of It
She's Alright

Sometimes She Gets Giggly
She Won't Then She Will
Sometimes She Gets Giggly
Sometimes She Lies Still

Sometimes She Breaks Glasses
Sometimes She Breaks Hearts
Sometimes She Gets Messy
Sometimes She Gets Smart
She's Funny Peculiar
And Funny Ha - Ha

She's Good
But Not Religious Good
She's Kind
But Not All The Timmy
She Says Funny Things
She's Alright

She's Bad
But Not Religious Bad
She Smiles
But Not All The Time
She Does Funny Things
She's Alright

She's Blind
But Not Religious Blind
She's Wild
But Not All The Time
She Drinks Funny Things
She's Alright