"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks" - Obie Trice
[Intro]Two Trailer Park Girls Go Round The Outside;round The Outside, Round The OutsideTwo Trailer Park Girls Go Round The Outside;round The Outside, Round The Outside Guess Who's BackBack AgainShady's BackTell A FriendGuess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Backguess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back.. {*Eminem Hums*}

[Verse One: Eminem]I've Created A Monster, Cause Nobody Wants To See Marshall No MoreThey Want Shady, I'm Chopped Liver (huh?)Well If You Want Shady, This Is What I'll Give YaA Little Bit Of Weed Mixed With Some Hard Wanking, Some That'll Jump Start My Heart Quickerthan A Shock When I Get Shocked At The Hospitalby The Doctor When I'ming When I'm Rockin The Table While He's Operating (hey!!)You Waited This Long, Now Stop DebatingCause I'm Back, I'm On The Rag And Wanking I Know That You Got A Job Ms. Cheneybut Your Husband's Heart Problem's ComplicatingSo The FCC Won't Let Me Beor Let Me Be Me, So Let Me SeeThey Try To Shut Me Down On MTVBut It Feels So Empty, Without A WankSo, Come On And Dip, Bum On Your Lips That, Cum On Your Lips, And Some On Your TitsAnd Get Ready, Cause This Ing About To Get HeavyI Just Settled All My Lawsuits, Wank YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]Now This Looks Like A Wank For MeSo Everybody, Just Wank WithmeCause We Need A Little, IngCause It Feels So Empty, Without A WankI Said This Looks Like A Wank For MeSo Everybody, Just Wank With MeCause We Need A Little, Ing Cause It Feels So Empty, Without A Wank

[Verse Two: Eminem]Little Wankers, Kids Wanking Embarrassed Their Parents Still E Thinking Of ElvisThey Start Feelin Like Prisoners Helpless'til Someone Comes Along On A Mission And Yells WANK!!!A Visionary, Vision Of ScaryCould Start A Revolution, Pollutin The AirwavesA Wanker, So Just Let Me Revel And Baskin The Fact That I Got Everyone Ing And It's A Disaster, Such A Catastrophefor You To See So Damn Much Of My Ing ; You Asked For Me?Well I'm Back, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naFix Your Bent Wanker Tune It In And Then I'm Gonnawankin, Endin Up Under Your Skin Like A SplinterThe Center Of E, Back For The Ing I'm Wanking, The Best Thing Since WrestlingInfesting In Your Kid's Ears And WankingTesting, Attention PleaseFeel , Soon As Someone Mentions MeHere's My Ten Cents, My Two Cents Is FreeA Nuisance, Who Sent? You Sent For Me?

[Chorus]Now This Looks Like A Wank For MeSo Everybody, Just Wank WithmeCause We Need A Little, IngCause It Feels So Empty, Without A WankI Said This Looks Like A Wank For MeSo Everybody, Just Wank With MeCause We Need A Little, Ing Cause It Feels So Empty, Without A Wank


[Verse Three: Eminem]A-tisket A-tasket, I Go Tit For Tat Withanybody Who's Talkin This Wank, That WankChris Kirkpatrick, You Can Get Kickedworse Than Them Little Limp Bizkit Wankers And Moby? You Can Get Stomped By WankersYou Thirty-six Year Old Baldheaded Fag, Wank MeYou Don't Know Me, You're Too Old, Let GoIt's Over, Nobody Listen's To WankersNow Let's Go, Just Gimme I'll Be There With A Whole List Full Of New InsultsI Been Wanked, Suspenseful With, A Pencilever Since Prince Turned Himself Into A Symbol {*knife Slices*}But Sometimes The Wank Just Seemseverybody Only Wants To Wank With MeSo This Must Mean I'm WankableBut It's Just Me, I'm JustingNo I'm Not The First King OfingI Am The Worst Thing Since Elvis Presleyto Do Black Music So Wankfullyand Used It To Get Myself Wealthy(Hey!!) There's A Concept That WanksTwenty Million Other White RappersBut No Matter How Many Fish In The SeaIt'll Be So Empty, Without A Wank

[Chorus] {*Eminem Sings This Twice:"Chem-hie-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-laLa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la"*} [Eminem] Kids!