Eminem: Aite


Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shady, Do The Mic. Kid


(Eminem)


I Don't Do Black Music


I Don't Do Withe Music


I Make Fight Music


For High School Kids


I Pull Side Full Grips


When I Drive Like This {screech}


With A Slipped Disk


From A Limp Bizkit Diss


I Just Missed The Gift List For Christmas Gifts


So I Get Pissed And Can't Pick Which Wrist To Slit


Little Rich Kids In Cribs


Don't Attempt This Shit


Just Step Back


While I Prep Up To Pimp This Bitch


So I Said To The Girl, I'm Like


"What Up Girl?"


"Shut Up Girl!"


And Showed Her A Cut-up Squirrel


She Screamed Bloody Murder So Loud Everybody Heard Her


Slapped Me In The Mouth And Called Me A Nutty Murderer


I Moved On To Two Blondes


And Kissed 'em On A Futon


{Ay Yo Baby!}


{What Do You Want?!}


I Looked At 'em Both And I Was Like


"Look, Check This Out Toots, I'm Lookin' For Cookie Pus"


I Need To Speak To 'em Immediately


They Played My Video On MTV Last Week


And Just When I Was Thinkin' I Was All That And Then Some


In Comes Fred Durst


(Fred Durst)


Yo Shady Let Me Get Some


Who Knows What Galaxy I Came From


One Where A Bass Drum Hung From My High Chair


Now I'm A Nightmare


You Stay Right There


I Got The Diva


Hold The Flavor Of A Single


See Me And Shady?


I Think We Got A Lock Down


Shocked By The Sound


I Got You Cruisin' With Your Top Down


These Two Blondes


I Offered 'em Both A Drink


And This You Would Think


Could Get The Party Started


But Instead Them Girls Turned Their Heads


Opened Up Their Mouths


Smelt Like Somebody Farted


So If It's Time For Me To Move On


Shady Said The Livin' Room Was A Dance Floor


So Turn Me Loose


I Was Cuttin' The Rug With This Chick


Bumped Into This Dude Who Was Drunk


And A Prick


Ramblin' On About How


He Was Gonna Kill Me


Wow!


I Spilled A Drink On His Shirt


But No- He Insisted We Should Go


Befor