Chorus It Will Soon Be Christmas Day


They're Going Out To Sleigh


He'll Come Slide Right Down My Chimney


To Give Some Gum An' Treats


I've Got Silvers Bells, And Santa's Elves


It's My Favorite Holiday


They Remind Me That It's Christmas Time


It's Christmas Time…





Dear Santa.


How's It Going? Yo It's Stan. What's Up?


I Wanted To Send You My Letter Earlier


You Know, To Beat The Christmas Rush.


I Know We Already Spoke When I Saw You At The Mall


But I Thought You Might Forget


So Just Bring Me What I Wrote On This List,


And We'll Be All Set.


First Off, I Want A Sony Playstation 2


And A Bunch Of Games, I Don't Care Which Ones


I'll Leave That Up To You.


I Want That Teenage Dirtbag CD By Weathus


Some Health Figure Jeans And A New Par Adidas.


Bring Me A TV And A Home Computer.


A Fat Leather Jacket And A Racer Scooter


I Don't Want No Books I Don't Want No Socks


I Don't Want None Of That Stuff.


I Trust You Santa I Know You'll Hook A Brother Up.


Hey And Listen: After Delivering All Those Gifts


I Think You're Ready To Party


So Instead Of Cookies And Milk


I'ma Hook You Up With A Party


Well, I Know You Got A Lot To Do And A Lot To Plan


So Just Beep Me If You Got Any Questions.


Yo I'm Out. This Is Stan.





Chorus





Dear Fat Man.


You Didn't Bring Me Nothing I Asked You To!


I Guess This Is All Some Kind Of Sick Joke To You.


Does Messing With Me Bring You Some Kind Of Joy?


I Asked You For A Playstation 2


You Brang Me A Gameboy!


And What's Up With This Chemistry Set That Wasn't On The List G.


And What In The World Makes You Think I'd Want Britney Spears CD?


I Think You've Been In The Cold To Long It Must Have Froze Your Brain.


I Specifically Said No Socks, I Got 14 Pairs, Are You Insane?


And Where's My Racer Scooter, Did You Leave That On The Shelf?


JeezeLouise Santa. Do I Have To Do Everything Myself?


You Better Bring Me My Stuff By New Year


Or Next Year I Won't Le