Hi My Name Is (what)
My Name Is (who)
My Name Is (scratching)slim Shady
(repeats)

Hi Kids Do You Like Violance (ya,ya,ya)
Want To See Me Stick Nine Inch Nails Threw Each One Of My Eye Lids(uh Huh)
Want To Copy Me And Do Exactally Like I Did
Try Sid And Get Fucked Up Worse Then My Life Is(huh)

My Brains Dead Weight
I'm Tryin To Get My Head Strait But I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Want To Impregnant
And Doctor Dre Said Slim Shady Your A Base Head (nuh Uh)
Watch Your Face Red Man Your Wasted
Well Since Age 12 I've Felt Like Im Some One Else Cause I Hung My Original Self From The Top Bunk With A Belt Got Pissed Off And Ripped Pamala Lee's Tits Off And Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked The Clothes Back With A Criss Cross

I Smoke A Fat Pound Of Grass And Fall On My Ass
Faster Then The Fat Bitch That Sat Down To Fast

Come Here Slut
Shady Wait A Minute Thats My Girl Dog
I Don't Give A Fuck
God Sent Me To Piss The World Off

Hi My Name Is (what)
My Name Is (who)
My Name Is (scratching) Slim Shady
(repeats 3x)

My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex In Jr. High The Only Problem Was My English Teacher Was A Guy
I Smacked Him In His Face With An Eraser Chased Him With A Stapler Stapled His Nuts To A Stack Of Papers
Walked Into The Strip Club Had My Jacket Zipped Up
Asked The Bartender To Suck My Dick In A Tip Cup
Extra Terestrials Killing Padestrians Rapping Lesbians While They Are Screamin Lets Just Be Friends

99% Of My Life I Was Lied To
I Just Found Out My Mom Does More Dope Then I Do(damb)
I Told Her I Would Grow Up To Be A Famous Rapper
Make A Record About Doing Drugs And Name It After Her(oh Baby)

You Know You Blew Up When The Women Rush Your Stands
Try To Touch Your Hands
Like Some Screamin Usher Fans(screaming)
This Guy White Castle Asked For My Autograph
So I Sighned It
Beer Day Thanks For The Support Ass Hole

Hi My Name Is (what)
My Name Is (who)
My Name Is (scratching)slim Shady
(repeats 4x)

Stop The Tape
This Kid Needs To Be Locked Away(get Him)
Doctor Dre Dont Just Stand There Opperate
Im Not Ready To Leave Its Too Scary To Die
I Have To Be Carried Inside The Cemetary And Burried Alive
Am I Comming Or Going
I Can Barely Decide
I Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka
Dare Me To Drive (go Ahead)
All My Life I Was Very Deprived
I Aint Had A Woman In Years
My Palms Are To Hairy To Hide Clothes Rip Like The Incredable Hulk
I Spit When I Talk
I Fuck Anything That Walks
When I Was Little I Used To Get So Hungery I Would Throw Fits
How You Goin To Breast Feed Me Mom
You Aint Got No Tits

I Lay Awake And Strap My Self In The Bed With A Bullett Prof Vest On And Shoot My Self In The Head I Was Steamin Mad And By The Way When You See My Dad(ya)
Tell Him That I Slit His Throut In This Dream I Had

Hi My Name Is (what)
My Name Is (who)
My Name Is (scratching)slim Shady
(repeats 4x)