I Can Not Help Being Depressed
When I Look Down At My Chest
Oh Yes, My Chest It Might As Well Be Nonexistent
How Can I Ever Compete With 34 Double D's?

And I'm Rollin My Eyes
When I Look Down At My Thighs
They Might As Well Tape Everything That I Eat,
To My Legs.
I Am Too Broke For The Knife
Too Lazy To Excercise
But If I Had Hazel Eyes
Maybe I Could Be Fly.

If I Had No Cellulite
Big Breasts And Wide Pockets Of Real
Then Maybe I
Maybe I, I,
Could I Be So Fly.
And If I Had A Small Waist
Make The Boys I'd Go Insane
And Maybe I
Maybe I, I,
Could I Be So Fly.
So Fly [3x]

Now Listen
I've Got A Beautiful Soul
But Only Four People Know
They've Known Me Since I Was 10
Beauty Did Not Matter Then.

Now That I'm 20 All That Matters
Is Sex Cars And Money
I Is Not Got None Of The Three
So Basically, I Am Invisible To All Of The Fellas
And I Sit At Home Jealous
There Was No Golden Ticket
In My Chocolate Today.

And Worst Of All
I'm Reminded In The Cruelest Airways
Of How I Do Not Look And I Should Look
And That's Why I Say ...

If I Had No Cellulite
Big Breasts And Wide Pockets Of Real
Then Maybe I
Maybe I, I,
Could I Be So Fly.
And If I Had A Small Waist
Make The Boys I'd Go Insane
And Maybe I
Maybe I, I,
Could I Be So Fly.
So Fly [6x]

So Basically All I Need
Is To Be Everything But Me
Colored Contacts
Liposuction
And Breast Implants
That Somehow Do The Make Much Sense
I Must Be Out Of My Head
If I Think, That I Am Governed By Material Things.

So I'm Decided
The Definition Of Fly
And If You Want To Know Why
I Know What Money Can Not Buy
Do Not Go Believing The Hype
There's No Runway In The Sky
And No Way You Could Be Fly
Not If It Costs You A Dime.

If I Had No Cellulite
Big Breasts And Wide Pockets Of Real
Then Maybe I
Maybe I, I, I
Could I Be So Fly.
If I Had No Cellulite
The Boys Go Insane
And Maybe I
Maybe I, I,
Could I Be So Fly