[Verse]
My Clothes And My Makeup Smeared All
I'm Looking Crazy
Got Numbers On My Hand
I'm Such A Freaking Lady
My Mouth Is Dry
I'm Feeling Kinda Grimmy
'Cause I Got This Open To Remind Me Sign

[Chorus]
Oh What A Night, Oh What A Night
Straight Shots Of Patron And A Slice Of Lime
And I Got Myself Too Drunk To Drive
Oh What A Night
I Left My Car Parked At The Club
Woke Up In The Morning Can Not Find My Truck
I Barely Made It Home Alive
Oh What A Night

[Verse]
My Rommie Says I Bought The Club A Round On My Tab
And I Was So Far Gone She Had To Call Me Again
But I Will Not Let Nobody Tell Me Nothing
'Cause All In All I Had That Party Rocking

[Chorus]
Oh What A Night, Oh What A Night
Straight Shots Of Patron And A Slice Of Lime
And I Got Myself Too Drunk To Drive
Oh What A Night
I Left My Car Parked At The Club
Woke Up In The Morning Can Not Find My Truck
I Barely Made It Home Alive
Oh What A Night

[Verse]
Well Maybe I Was Trippin '
Just A Little Who Am I?
Kidding, Hanging With The Boys Too Long
And I Quit Sipping
Look At Me Buying Bottles
It's For My Team
I Do Not Do It For The Models Shit
I Still Remember Hanging At The Bar
Hoping I Could Get A Drink Or Two
From A Player Or A Star
And Now I Got My Money In The Ballas
I'll Take Your Number But I'll Probably Never Call You 'cause
Baby, I'm A Lil 'bit Buzzed
And Right Now You Look Good In This Club
But It Could Be A Whole 'nother Side
When They Turn On The Light,
They Turn On The Light

[Chorus X2]
Oh What A Night, Oh What A Night
Straight Shots Of Patron And A Slice Of Lime
And I Got Myself Too Drunk To Drive
Oh What A Night
I Left My Car Parked At The Club
Woke Up In The Morning Can Not Find My Truck
I Barely Made It Home Alive
Oh What A Night

[Outro]
I Hate To Be A Quitter,
But I'm Thinking 'bout My Liver
And The Liquour That I Give It
Is Gonna Kill Me Even Quicker
And I'm Already A Natural Disaster
Do Not Need Nothing To Be Taking Me No Faster
I Really Gotta Go And See My Pastor
What A Night