Verse:
My Story Is Much To Sad To Be Told
But Practically Everything Leaves Me Totally Cold
The Only Exception I Know Is The Case
When I'm Out On A Quiet Spree, Fighting Vainly The Old Ennui
And I Suddenly Turn And See
Your Fabulous Face

Chorus:
I Get No Kick From Champagne
Mere Alcohol Doesn't Thrill Me At All
So Tell Me Why Should It Be True
That I Get A Kick Out Of You


Some Get A Kick From Cocaine
I'm Sure That If I Took Even One Sniff
That Would Bore Me Terrifically Too
But I Get A Kick Out Of You
I Get A Kick Every Time I See You Standing There Before Me
I Get A Kick Though It's Clear To Me, You Obviously Don't Adore Me
I Get No Kick In A Plane
Flying Too High With Some Guy In The Sky
Is My Idea Of Nothing To Do
Yet I Get A Kick Out Of You