[Uncle Dolamite]

Come On Over Hunnie

And Give Your Uncle Dolamite A Kiss

[*kissing Sounds*]

Well What You Want Baby?



[Baby]

Would You Tell Me A Story?



[Uncle Dolamite]

You Want Me To Tell You A Story?



[Baby]

Hell Yeah!



[Other Baby]

Me Too!



[Uncle Dolamite]

Yes Hunnie I'm A Tell You A Story

About The Bad Ass Eazy E

He Was Drinkin' Whisky And Gin At The Age Of Three

Listen And Listen Well

He's A Bad Muthafu-



[Mother]

Gimmie That God Damn Book!

Here Let Me Read You This One

Chrismas In Compton

It Was A Silent Night, Yes A Holy Night,

Until Mr. Claus Turned Into Santa Muthafuckin' Right?



[Carolers]

Deck The Halls With Balls Of Holy

Tra La La La La La La La La

Tis The Season To Be Jolly....



[Eazy-E]

Merry Chrismas Muthafucka!

[*Gun Shots*]

Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas And A Ho Ho Ho!

While I'm Ridin' That Cot Under The Missle Toe

Now Dashin' Through The Snow

In A Candy Red Top 6-4

Over The Hills I Go

Laughin' At This Hoe

Nuts On Rich And Rings

Makin' Me Feel Right

Oh What Fun It Is To Know

That I'm Gonna Get This Pussy Tonight

So Ring Them Bells, Ring Them Bells

Shes Takin' It All The Way

Oh What Fun It Is To Watch Her Suck My Dick This Way

Hey Ring Them Bells, Ring Them Bells

Shes Takin' It All The Way

Oh What Fun It Is To Nut, While She's Suckin' My Dick

Oh Yay!

Tis The Season To Get Busy

Compton Crime Lick

And I'm Smokin' On This Stick.



[Santa]

Ho Ho Ho Come Sit On My Face

I'm Mean Lap And Tell Me What You Want For Chrismas

Ho Ho.



[Menajahtwa]

I Want A Slay Ride

A Cd Player

A Fifty Rum

She Said Slide Down The Chimney

In A Pool Of Cum

A VCR On A Set With One Of

Those Porno Flicks

Give That To Rudolph The Red Nose