I'm Pretty Sure You've Heard Of Me
I'm A Local Celebrity
But Not The Kind You Look To Hollywood For

No Flashing Lights Or Autographs
In Fact, People Avoid Me If They Can
I Got No Fence Hanging Right Outside Of My Door

And I Hear Them Whispering When I Pass
Saying To Each Other "is That The Man?"
With A Broken Heart
'Cause You Tore It Apart

[Chorus:]
And Now Everybody Knows My Name
Everybody Feels My Pain
But You Don't Even A Care
Yes, You Run Away
I'm Left To Deal With The Shame
Now Everybody Knows That I'm
Just A Bum Without You By My Side
Welcome To The Show
Everybody Knows
Everyone But You
Everyone But You

I Got A Thousand Friends That Follow Me
Just To Read About My Misery
I'm Popular For Reasons That I Hate

And I Strike Up Conversation
Most Time A Total Stranger
Anyone Who Listens To My Fate

But They Shake Their Heads And They Walk Away
And All I'm Left With Is This Fame
And A Broken Heart
'Cause You Tore Me Apart

[Chorus:]
And Now Everybody Knows My Name
Everybody Feels My Pain
But You Don't Even A Care
Yes, You Run Away
I'm Left To Deal With The Shame
Now Everybody Knows That I'm
Just A Bum Without You By My Side
Welcome To The Show
Everybody Knows
Everyone But You
Everyone But You
Everyone But You…

[Bridge:]
Now If I Die Again Would You Even Come?
Written On My Grave Will Say "here Lies Someone
With A Broken Heart
'Cause She Tore It Apart"

[Chorus:]
And Now Everybody Knows My Name
Everybody Feels My Pain
But You Don't Even A Care
Yes, You Run Away
I'm Left To Deal With The Shame
Now Everybody Knows That I'm
Just A Bum Without You By My Side
Welcome To The Show
Everybody Knows
Everyone But You
Everyone But You
Everyone But You…

I'm Pretty Sure You've Heard Of Me
I'm A Local Celebrity
That All The People Know, Everyone But You