Bert (rolls Over And Sits Up In Bed): Ernie?

Ernie: Yes, Bert?

Bert: Oh, Ernie, What Are You Doing With Those Cookies In Bed, Huh?

Ernie: Oh, The Cookies? Well, I Was Just Hungry, Bert, So I Thought I'd Have A Few Cookies Before I Went To Sleep.

Bert: Ernie, Ernie, Don't Eat Those Cookies While You're In Your Bed, Huh?

Ernie: Why Not, Bert?

Bert: Because You'll Get Crumbs In The Sheets, That's Why.

Ernie: Gee, Bert, I'll Get Crumbs In The Sheets? (He Lifts The Blanket To Look For Crumbs In The Sheets.)

Bert: Yeah, Ernie, And If There Are Crumbs In The Sheets, They'll Get In Your Pajamas.

Ernie: Oooo, Crumbs In My Pajamas, Bert?

Bert: Yeah, Yeah, Ernie, And If You Get Crumbs In Your Pajamas, They'll Make You Itch. You Know That.

Ernie: Oh, I Don't Like To Itch, Bert.

Bert: No, And If You Itch, You Won't Be Able To Sleep, Ernie. So Don't Do It, Okay? Good Night. (Goes Back To Sleep.)

Ernie: Oh, Gee, If I Eat The Cookies In Bed, I'll Get Crumbs In My Sheets. (A Crumb Falls Into His Sheets.) And If I Get Crumbs In The Sheets, I'll Get Crumbs In My Pajamas. (Feels A Crumb In His Pajamas.) And If I Get Crumbs In My Pajamas, I'll Itch! (Scratches Himself.) And I Won't Be Able To Sleep! (Gets Up, Carrying The Plate Of Cookies.) Oh, Bert, Thank You So Much For Stopping Me From Eating Cookies In My Bed!

Bert: Alright, Ernie. Just ... Just Go To Bed, Though, Okay?

Ernie: Okay. And I'm Never Going To Eat Cookies In My Bed Again!

Bert: Okay, Good. (Ernie Starts Getting Into Bert's Bed With The Cookies) Ernie? What Are You Doing?

Ernie: I'm Gonna Eat Cookies In Your Bed, Bert. Move Over. (Begins Eating Them As Bert Sighs Loudly.)