I Wanna Be Erik Sandin's Stand-in

'cause He Doesn't Have To Get His Fuckin' Gland In

He's Got No Trouble With The Fillies

Looks A Little Bit Like (hey!) Bruce Willis

I Wanna Be Erik Sandin's Stand-in



I Wanna Be Erik Sandin's Stand-in

'cause He Doesn't Have To Get His Fuckin' Gland In

If I Could Pull Like Him I Would

But I Just End Up Pulling My Pud

I Wanna Be Erik Sandin's Stand-in