I Miss You More Than Michael Bay Missed The Mark

When He Made Pearl Harbor.

I Miss You More Than That Movie Missed The Point

And That's A Lot Girl. And Now, Now You've Gone Away

And All I'm Trying To Say Is Pearl Harbor Sucked

And I Miss You.

I Need You Like Ben Affleck Needs Acting School.

He Was Terrible In That Film.

I Need You More Than Cuba Gooding Needed A Bigger Part.

He's Way Better Than Ben Affleck And Now,

All I'm Trying To Say Is Pearl Harbor Sucked And I Miss You.

Why Does Michael Bay Get To Keep On Making Movies.

I Guess Pearl Harbor Sucked Just A Little Bit More Than

I Miss You.