Verse 1



Yeah, I Say, A Coupla Dayz Ago

I Was Walkin With Meez Hoe

Pulling Out Some Weed

Making The World Look Beautiful

By Planting A Seed



But I Was Walkin Down The Street

Me, The One-man Cuban Fleet!

I Wanted Me Some Beer

So As To Dicreate The Cuban Queer,

Make Em Hate The Fact That They Like

The Other Guy, Amigo Or Dyke

I Gotta Visit Ratmann, Get My Flag Back

(the Barstard Stole It When He Fruited My Little Girlfriend)!!!



Chorus



Ohhhh, The Armadale Blues.....

Ohhhh, The Armadale Blues.....

Ohhhh, The Armadale Blues.....



Verse2



The Fubaloobs On The Pear Trees Make Excellent Doormats

My Love Of My Life Is A Turnip With Jaundis

That Thing Under My Desk Is Statuete With Cat Piss

I Was Robbed Twice A Day For Two Weeks Biannually

Until I Caught The Barstard Amigo And Gave It To Him Manually!

Cigars Never Tasted Good Till I Brought 12 At A Local Coffee Shop

Five In My Mouth, 3 In Each Ear And The Last Caused A Flop.

If Yall Know What I'm Talkin About, Then You Are The Compadres That Know About The True Ghetto,

Not The Backstreets Of Havana, Palpas, Rabat, Or Port-a-Prince. Piljanio, Conappo, Or San Andretto.

I'm Talkin Bout----------------::::::



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