[Featuring Mr. Gerbik]



I Would Have Been Completely Dead Had It Not Been For The Shark Man.



Shark Man? *chuckling*



Judging From His Appearance That's The Most Appropriate



Name I Could Come Up With For Him.



I Hate This Kid.



This Uhh... THING You're Talking About.



It Had The Body Of A Shark And The Arms And Face Of A Man?



That's The Chap.



Holy Jumping Jackfish!



Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik



*moaning, Growling*



Yes, You Have Met The Dangerous 208 Year-old Uncle Of Dr. Octagon.



I Myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, Half-man, Skin Like Alligator.



Carrying A Dead Walrus. Check It.



Verse One: Mr. Gerbik



With My White Eyes, Gray Hair, Face Is Sky-blue Yellow



Sideburns React, My Skin Is Colored Lilac



My Skin Turn Orange And Green In The Limousine



People Think I'm Mixed With Shark, Drinking Gasoline



Underwater I Breathe And Let Loose On My Sleeve



Walking Down Hollywood Boulevard With A Credit Card



Three Alligators Behind Me, Feel My Skin Is Hard



Transvestites, And People Watch Space Parasites



I Left His Head In The Store, Legs In The Street



Body In Wilcox, With Blood Dripping Off My Feet



L.A.P.D. Through Gray Clouds Couldn't See Me



I First Turned Rainbow, Closed My Eyes, Watch My Brain Glow



People Got Scared And Ranned Away They Think I'm Weird



I Was Born This Way, Halfsharkalligator



Is He Weird??



Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*



Half-shark-alligator-half-man



"Half Man, Half Shark!"



Half-shark-alligator-half-man



"Half Man, Half Shark!"



Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik



My Vomit Fluctuates, Covers Your Skull Like Protoplasm



Lightning Bugs Turn Pink, On My Tongue Catches Spasms



Green Elephants, I Battle Streets With A Zebra