Yesterday I Changed Your Diaper Wiped You And Powdered You
How Did You Get So Big? Can't Believe It Now You're Two
Baby Your So Precious Daddy's So Proud Of You
Sit Down Bitch You Move Again I'll Beat The Shit Out Of You!!!!!
Verse 1: Eminem (girl's Voice Done By Eminem In Parenthesis)
Don't Make Me Wake This Baby She Don't Need To See What I'm About To Do!!
Quit Crying Bitch Why You Always Make Me Shout At You!?!?
How Could You, Just Leave Me And Love Him Out The Blue??
Oh, What's The Matter Kim?.... AM I TOO LOUD FOR YOU!!!!
Too Bad Bitch, Your Gonna Finally Hear Me Out This Time!!
At First I'm Like Alright, "you Wanna Throw Me Out That's Fine"
But Not Get Him To Take My Place, Are You Out Your Mind!!!
This Couch!! This T.V.!! This Whole House It's Mine!!
How Could You Let Him Sleep In Our Bed, Look At Kim!!
Look At Your Husband Now!! (No!!!), I Said Look At Him!!!
He Ain't So High Now, Is He?? Little Punk!!
(Why Are You Doing This???) Shut The FUCK UP!! (Your Drunk!!)
(You're Never Gonna Get Away With This!!) You Think I Give A Fuck!?!?
Come On, We're Going For A Ride Bitch (No!!) Sit Up Front
(Why Can't You Just Leave Haley Alone, What If She Wakes Up?)
We'll Be Right Back, Well I Will, You'll Be In The Trunk
Chorus: (Eminem Singing)
So Long, Bitch You Did Me So Wrong
I Don't Wanna Go On, Living In This This World, Without You
Verse 2: Eminem
You Really Fucked Me Kim, You Really Did A Number On Me
I Never Knew Me Cheating On You Would Come Back To Haunt Me
But We Was Kids Then Kim!! I Was Only 18
That Was Years Ago, I Thought We Wiped The Slate Clean!!!
That's Fucked Up!!!! (I Love You) Oh My God My Brain Is Racin!! (I Love
You)
What Are You Doing Change The Station!!
I Hate This Song, Does This Look Like A Big Joke?!?! (No!)
There's A 40 Year Old And His Boy Laying Dead With A Slit Throat
In Your Living Room!! (No!!)
HA HA!!, What You Think I'm Kidding You?!?!
{Crying} You Loved Him Didn't You!! (No!!)
Bullshit You Bitch, Don't Fucking Lie To Me!!!
(Car Honking)
What The Fuck Is This Guys Problem On The Side Of Me??
Fuck You Asshole!! Yeah Bite Me!!!
Kim.... KIM!!!!! Why Don't You Like Me?
You Think I'm Ugly Don't You? (It's Not..)
No, You Think I'm Ugly (Baby..)
Get The Fuck Away From Me, Don't Touch Me!!!
I Hate You, I Hate You, I Swear To God I Hate You, Oh My God I Love You
{crying} How The Fuck Could You Do This To Me?
(I'm Sorry..) How The Fuck Could You Do This To Me?!?!!?!?
Chorus: (Eminem Singing)
So Long, Bitch You Did Me So Wrong
I Don't Wanna Go On, Living In This This World, Without You
Verse 3: Eminem
Come On Get Out (I Can't I'm Scared)
I Said Get Out Bitch!!! (Let Go Of My Hair..)
(Please Don't Do This Baby, Please, I Love You)
(Look We Can Just Take Haley And Leave..) Fuck You!!!
You Did This To Us, You Did It, It's Your Fault!!
Oh My God, I'm Cracking Up, Get A Grip Marshall!
Hey, Remember The Time When We Went To Brian's Party
And You Were Like So Drunk That You Threw Up All Over Archie
That Was Funny Wasn't It? (Yes) That Was Funny Wasn't It!!!! (YES!!!)
See It All Makes Sense, Doesn't It?
You And Your Husband Have A Fight, One Of You Tries To Grab A Knife
And During The Struggle He Accidentally Gets His Adam's Apple Sliced
While This Is Going On, The Son Just Woke Up
And He Walks In, She Panics, And He Gets His Throat Cut
Now Their Both Dead, And You Slash Your Own Throat
So That Was Double Homicide And Suicide, With No Note
I Should Have Known Better, When You Started To Act Weird
We Could Have..., Hey!!! Where You Going?!? Get Back Here!!
You Can't Run From Me Kim It's Just Us, Nobody Else
You're Only Making This Harder On Yourself!!
Ha Ha, Got Ya (Ahhh!!) Go Ahead Yell!!!
Here I Should Yell With You, "AAHH Somebody Help!!"
Don't You Get It Bitch?, No One Can Hear You
Now SHUT THE FUCK UP And Get What's Coming To You (No!!)
You Were Supposed To Love Me!!! {sounds Of Gasping For Air}
Now Bleed Bitch Bleed!!! Bleed Bitch Bleed!! BLLEEEDDDD!!!
Chorus: (Eminem Singing)
So Long, Bitch You Did Me So Wrong
I Don't Wanna Go On, Living In This This World, Without You