He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love

He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love

I've Had Some Men Who Were Mighty Fine

But Believe Me, Ladies, He's One Of A Kind

He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love



He's A Deep-sea Diver, He Can Find My Treasure Fast

He's A Hindu Yogi, He Can Make My Pleasure Last

He's Got The Lean Good Looks Of A New Corvette

The Thrust And Power Of A Jumbo Jet

He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love



He's A Porno Actor, He Can Perform On Cue

He's A Chiropractor, A Doctor And A Dentist, Too

He's Got A "number Nine Drill" That Makes Me Shout

A Bedside Manner That Knocks Me Out

He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love



He's A Dance Instructor, He Can Make Me Rock And Roll

He's A Northwest Mountie, Ridin' The Dawn Patrol

Masters And Johnson, Kinsey And Hite

All Take Notes When He Turns Out The Light

He's A JACK OF ALL TRADES, Master Of Makin' Love







Words & Mucic By Connie Bryson

© 2002 Meter Maid (BMI)