I Walked Down The Street Like A Good Girl Should
He Followed Me Down The Street Like I Knew He Would
Because A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May Be
So Listen And I'll Tell You What This Fella Did To Me

I Walked To My House Like A Good Girl Should
He Followed Me To My House Like I Knew He Would
Because A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May Be
So Listen While I Tell You What This Fella Did To Me

I Never Saw The Boy Before
So Nothin' Could Be Sillier
At Closer Range His Face Was Strange
But His Manner Was Familiar

So I Walked Up The Stairs Like A Good Girl Should
He Followed Me Up The Stairs Like I Knew He Would
Because A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May Be
So Listen And I'll Tell You What This Fella Did To Me

I Stepped To My Door Like A Good Girl Should
He Stopped At My Door Like I Knew He Would
Because A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May Be
So Listen While I Tell You What This Fella Did To Me

He Asked Me For A Good-night Kiss
I Said, "It's Still Good Day"
I Would Have Told Him More Except
His Lips Got In The Way

So I Talked To My Ma Like A Good Girl Should
And Ma Talked To Pa Like I Knew She Would
And They All Agreed On A Married Life For Me
The Guy Is My Guy Wherever He May Be

So I Walked Down The Aisle Like A Good Girl Should
He Followed Me Down The Aisle Like I Knew He Would
Because A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May Be
And Now You've Heard The Story Of What Someone Did To Me

And That's What He Did To Me