Well I Guess I Needed A Miracle
If I Was Gonna Make My Flight
I Had To Get To Gate C13
And It Was Still Way Out Of Sight
Something In My Carry On Bag
Tipped Off The X-ray Machine
'Cause Then An Angel Straight From Heaven
Asked Me To 'step Behind That Screen'
And When I Felt The Wand Sweep Over Me
You Know I Never Felt So Clean

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Well You Won't Find My Name On Your List
Honey You Know I Ain't No Terrorist
Confiscate My Shoes, My Cellphone
You Know I Love You,
Security Joan

I Hung Out At The Starbucks
'til Just Around Boarding Time
Then I Strolled On Back To The Checkpoint
Just One Thing On My Mind
She Flashed That Crooked Smile And Said
'Well I Believe You Missed Your Flight'.
I Said 'There's Been A Minor Change Of Plan,
And I'll Be Stayin' For One More Night'.
I Could Tell From The Way She Looked At Me
Everything Was Gonna Be All Right

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