Everybody Loves Me BabyDon McLeanFrom His "American Pie" LPThis Song Was Not Released As A Single: One, Two, Three, Four!Fortune Has Me Well In Hand, Armies 'wait My CommandMy Gold Lies In A Foreign Land Buried Deep Beneath The SandThe Angels Guide My Ev'ry Prayer, My Enemies Are Sick Or DeadBut All The Victories I've Led Haven't Brought You To My Bed CHORUS: You See, Everybody Loves Me, Baby, What's The Matter With You? Won'tcha Tell Me What Did I Do To Offend You?Now The Purest Race I've Bred To Be To Live In My DemocracyAnd The Highest Human Pedigree Awaits The First-born Boy BabyAnd My Face On Ev'ry Coin Engraved, The Anarchists Are All EnslavedMy Own Flag Is Forever Waved By The Grateful People I Have Saved CHORUS: You See, Everybody Loves Me, Baby, What's The Matter With You? Won'tcha Tell Me What Did I Do To Offend You?Now, No Man Is Beyond My Claim When Land Is Seized In The People's NameBy Evil Men Who Rob And Maim, If War Is Hell, I'm Not To Blame!Why, You Can't Blame Me, I'm Heaven's Child, I'm The Second Son Of Mary MildAnd I'm Twice Removed From Oscar Wilde, But He Didn't Mind, Why, He Just SmiledYes, And The Ocean Parts When I Walk Through, And The Clouds Dissolve And The Sky Turns BlueI'm Held In Very Great Value By Everyone I Meet But You'cause I've Used My Talents As I Could, I've Done Some Bad, I've Done Some GoodI Did A Whole Lot Better Than They Thought I Would So, C'mon And Treat Me Like You Should! Because Everybody Loves Me, Baby, What's The Matter With You? Won'tcha Tell Me What Did I Do To Offend You? Everybody Loves Me, Baby, What's The Matter With You? Won'tcha Tell Me What Did I Do To Offend You? Yeah, Everybody Loves Me, Baby, What's The Matter With You? Won'tcha Tell Me What Did I Do To Offend You?