If I Listened To My Own Wise Words Half The Time,

I Wouldn't Be So Sad Half The Time.

And If I Ignored Him Half The Time

And Closed My Eyes And Held My Ears And Went To Bed Half The Time, I Think I'd Be All Right.

He Said, She Said, 'I Think I'll Be Alright.'

I Said, 'Shut The Door So The Creeps Will Stay Out Tonight.'