Excuse Me Trooper Will You Be Needing Any Packets



Today? Yo B Don't Be Throwin' On My Jacket Ok?



Cool Just Trying To Get Your Attention



So You Can Take A Look At This Invention



Now Peep These I Got Some More In My Jacket



[Man What Are These Condoms?] Uh Uh: Sex Packets



It's Like A Pill You Can Either Chew It Up



Or Like An Alka Seltzer Dissolve It In A Cup



And Get This: See The Girl On The Cover?



You Black Out, And She Becomes Your Lover



[You're Trippin] No, I'm Serious, These Are Authentic



[Yeah, Well I Don't Take Hallucenogenics]



Wrong Again, My Man, This Is Way More Real



But Since You Know Everything, I'll Make Someone Else A Deal



Yeah He's The Packet Man



Yeah He's The Packet Man



Yeah He's The Packet Man



Yeah He's The Packet Man



[Well Now You Got Me Curious, I'm Kind Thinkin Bout Buyin It]



Three For Ten Dollars, It Can't Hurt To Try It



[Well What Exactly Do I Get?]



Well Read What It Says, Look At The Picture [Bet



It Says Chinese Girl, Age 17, Waist 24, Hips 33,



Hmmm, This One Here Says Young Black Virgin



Man This Is Crazy, I'm Gonna Have To Splure An



Get Me A Few Of These Things. How Long Do They Last?]



Well It Depends, Let's See



These Cheap Ones Here Are Ten Minutes



But These Are Extra Power, They Last About A Half An Hour



And These Here Sell For Bout 40



'Cause You Get Two Girls [Yeah It Says Orgy]



Right, And If You're Married, It's No Big Deal



You're Not Cheating At All, You're Just Poppin A Pill



And If Your Wife's Got A Headache And Wants To Hit The Sack



It's Cool, Take A Packet Fool



Biochemically Compacted Sexual Affection



Now Here, Take A Look At My Selection



Yeah He'