Thought I Died And Gone To Heaven
When I First Saw Her There
Standin There In A Sweat Stained Stetson
With Her Cow At The County Fair
I Thought I Knew
How To Make A Move
But I Cant Make Her Mine
I Wish I Could Forget Her
But Theres Just Somethin In Her Smile

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Cuz She Chews Tobacco
Rides On Her Tractor
Drives All The Cowboys Wild
Shes A Tall Drink Of Water
A Real Farmers Daughter
For Her Love Id Walk A Country Mile
But I Cant Get Within Spittin Distance
No Matter How I Beg Or Plead
My Hearts A Crackin
She Chews Tobacco
But She Wont Choose Me

Well Her Momma Said She Liked Old Westerns
So I Did My Best John Wayne
Said I Bet We'd Go Together
Like Grits On A Gravy Train
When I Leaned In
She Gave A Little Grin
And Puckered Up Her Lips
And Hit Right Where She Was Aimin
Now Theres A Little Brown Stain
On My Blue Tag

*chorus*

I Know Its Wrong
But I
Cant Resist
Thinkin Bout The Taste
Of That First Kiss

*Chorus*
My Hearts A Crackin
She Chews Tobacco
BUT SHE WONT CHOOSE ME!