If I Had A Hammer
I'd Wake Up My Neighbors
Pounding Out A Rhythm
All About You
If I Had A Pencil
I'd Push Me Some Paper
I'd Build A Skyscraper
To Get Close To You
If I Had A Lasso
I'd Sail Out The Window
And Land On An Island
Next To You
If I Had A Hot Rod
I'd Fasten Up My Seatbelt
And Break The Speed Limit
Gettin' To You
But I Ain't Got A Hammer
And I Ain't Got A Pencil
And I Ain't Got A Lasso
So I'm Doing It The Hard Way
Like A Post Post-modern Man
If I Had A Credit Card
I'd Clear Me A Pathway
Through The Deepest Jungle
Right To Your Door
If I Had A Camera
I'd Snap Away My Fingers
And Collect Up The Pictures
Of You Of Course
But I Ain't Got A Hot Rod
And I Ain't Got A Credit Card
No Chance For A Camera
So I'm Doing It The Hard Way
Like A Post Post-modern Man
Well I Ain't Got A Hammer
And I Ain't Got A Lasso
No Chance For A Camera
So I'm Doing It The Hard Way