Well Its An Open Road
And Its Full Of Life
But It Stops Somewhere
Cause Time Keeps Ticking Away

Let Me Tell You About A Boy
An Average Spud
He Was Twice In Love
With Two Very Different Girls
Knowing Life Was Short
He Told Them Both The Truth
But They Already Knew

Now He's A Happy Guy

Well Its A Random Turn
On A Game Show Wheel
And It Stops Somewhere
Cause Time Keeps Ticking Away

Let Me Tell You About A Man
A Tragic Case
Love Kicked In His Face
He Shriveled Up And Died
From A Broken Heard
Reincarnated As A Work Of Art
He's Got A Brand New Start
Hey!
Now He's A Happy Guy.