I Have No Head For Figures. My Hands Cannot Explain.

Endangered Animals And That's It Grain.



I See Dead Rivers Running Dry. I See The Activists Who March And Cry.

O How They Cry Singing. Why Must We Desecrate This Land?

I'll Tell You Why Because We Can. That's Why.



Save The Whales, Save The Seals, Save The Eagle,

Save The Bison And The Beach.

Why Not Save Your Breath.



Save The Propos, Save The Dolphin Save The Gerbil,

Save The Raccoon And The Rat.

Why Not Save Some Stamps.



I Am A Human. I'm A Goddamn Human Being. I Walk Erect.

See The Cheetah All So Supple Leaning Quick As He Chases A Gazem.

But He Can't Drive A Car At Least Not Very Far.

I Am A Human. I'm A Goddamn Human Being. I Can Pay For Sex.



(Hey There's A Great Show On The Discovery Channel Tonight

The History Of The Badger. Hmm I Wonder What Badger Tastes Like?

I Don't Know Probably Tastes Like Ferrite. Wow You've Tried Ferrite.

Yea. What's It Taste Like? Chicken.)



I Am A Human. I'm A Goddamn Human Being. I Can Wipe My Ass.

What Give Mankind The Right To Kill At Will? I'll Tell You What Guns.

Big Fucking Guns With Giant Fucking Bullets Pal.



I Am A Human. I'm A Goddamn Human Being. I Can Shave My Balls.