It's D E L The Funkee Homosapien



To The Rescue



I'm Solo And Threw A Bolo And Left Two



Dancers Back On Soul Train



And Ya Know Soul Train Get The Phat Doodie Stain



Now What Ya Gonna Do With The Board With No Talent



Using Step 1 & Step 2 To Keep The Show Valid



Let's Have A Vote And Try To Register Our Ballots



And Realise A Hammer's Just A Mallet



Toss Him Like A Salad Cause He Ain't Truly Gifted



Now The Party's Lifted By The Crew HIEROGLYPHICS



Golly-wolly, Not Another Elvis & Priscilla



Ice Is Cool, But I Can't Stand Vanilla



Because He Takes A Style And Tries To Mock It



Ain't Nothin' Personal, G



But I'm Kinda Inta Chocolate



It's All About The Black



And It's Like That



And I'm So Laid Back Cause I Smoked A Phat Sack



Plus I'm Almost Through & Done With A Whole 40-dog Of Olde English



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Now I Peep Ya Concept



Ya Think Ya Got A Rep?



Dance All Day, While I'm Pissin' On Your Steps.



[CHORUS:]



"Oooh, Oooh, Pissin' On Your Steps..."



[BRIDGE]



No Del



Is Not A Mean Fellow



Just Because I Wanna Turn Your Dance Shoes Yellow



See I'm Rather Mellow



Some Call It Lazy



Me & Myself



And I Ain't With The Daisies



Cause I'm No G_ddam Flower



And Every Single Dancer In Circumference



Receives A Golden Shower



I'm Here To Insult The



Hip Hop John Travolta



Ya Think Ya All That



But Really You're Shorter Than A Midget



I Don't Fidgit, With The Ballet,



CUBE: Phuck A Dancer!



DEL: Because That's What My Pals Say



And Brothers Don't Shake Ya Rumps



Wearin' Biker Shorts Is