How Obscene
The Blushing Bride And Queen
On His Wedding Day Pumps And Veil
And How Bawdry
Oh The Horror On Tv
I Heard The Words My Father Used To Yell

These Virgin Ears And These Vestal Eyes
Have Never Been So Traumatized
Divinity In Country
Oh Of Golden Age
Where God Fearing Men All Are Saved

Conservatives
Oh The Enemy Still Lives
Evildoers, They Must Be Destroyed
And Patriots
Oh Give All That You Can
Bring Us Back To Where It All Began

These Virgin Ears And These Vestal Eyes
Have Never Been So Traumatized
Divinity In Country
Oh Our Modern Age
Where God Fearing Men All Behave

Strict Beliefs
Oh Our Morals They Will Clean
America's Appetite For Dirt
And Wickedness
Further Into The Darkness
Virtue Has A Name It's Called Compassion

These Virgin Ears And These Vestal Eyes
Have Never Been So Traumatized
Divinity In Country
Oh Of Golden Age
Where God Fearing Men All Are Saved

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