I've Come On A Few Years From My Hollywood Highs
The Best Of The Last, The Cleanest Star They Ever Had
I'm Stiff On My Legend, The Films That I Made
Forget That I'm Fifty Cause You Just Got Paid

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Crack, Baby, Crack, Show Me You're Real
Smack, Baby, Smack, Is That All That You Feel
Suck, Baby, Suck, Give Me Your Head
Before You Start Professing That You're Knocking Me Dead

You Caught Yourself A Trick Down On Sunset And Vine
But Since He Pinned You Baby You're A Porcupine
You Sold Me Illusions For A Sack Full Of Cheques
You've Made A Bad Connection 'cause I Just Want Your Sex

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