(Applause)
[Jamie Madrox]
Thank You! Now The Nominees For The Best Solo Underground Duo, Accoustic, Country Urban, Pop Remix, Classical Coverband Artist, Duo And Or Group, Or And Or Solo Artist Groups Are...

[Anybody Killa]
Don't Read It!
Time To Shut 'em Down Turn Another Page
Put 'em In A Blender Magazine Crusade
Kill 'em All
Burn 'em All, Take It To The Streets
Another Publicist Dead Page 153
Only Credit Was A Cover Tagged Next Month's Issue
Read All About Fellow Bands Dissin' You
Here's A Story For That Ass, Lotus Ready To Brawl
Bringin' You Blood, Shock And Awe (so Bring It On)

[Violent J]
You Can't Make Or Break Me Fuck MTV
I'm A Underground Killa Huntin' V.I.P
And Murderous Me Following Tom Home
With A 12 Inch Shank About To Bloody The Chrome
I Cut His Throat So Deep Nearly Cut Off His Head
13 Wounds Found In The Chest Of His Kids
And His Wife...I Still Got His Wife
She Be Suckin' On Dicks At The Pod As We Fight

Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Watch 'em Fall!)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So FUCK Ya'll, Bitches!!)
Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Watch 'em Fall!)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So FUCK Ya'll, Bithces!!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I Pull Up Strapped With Bombs At Ya Tailgate Parties
Rush Ya Gate With At Least 45 Of My Homies
Pissin' On Power Rigs, Knockin' Out Sound, Man
Jump In Your Mosh Pit With My Hatchet In Hand
Ozzfest, Bloodfest, No Core No More
Showing All These Faggots All About Hardcore
Tied Hands With Mic Cords, And Burn Down Your Stage
All This Shit In All Juggalo Names

[Monoxide]
As Soon As I Walk In The Door, I Set It Off
And I Slap Fred Durst And The Guy Who Plays Ross
So Tempted And Just Rushed The Stage
And Choked The Shit Out Of Chris Cornell For Ruinin' Rage
Lights Go Out I'm Out Doin' Again
And When They Come Back On I Got My Dick In Lil' Kim
I Pulled Off The Rubber,
And Bitch Slapped Danny Glover
Now I Swing On Ashton Kutcher, And I Bet I Get The Cover

Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Watch 'em Fall!)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So FUCK Ya'll, Bitches!!)
Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Watch 'em Fall)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So FUCK Ya'll, Bitches!!)

[Madrox]
Fuck The Radio, And All The Songs They Play
The Playlists Are Wack And The DJs Are Gay
I Ain't Payin' You Shit, To Play My Song
Five Gs For Rotation, You Know That's Wrong
Got To Come Up More Money Just To Add My Shit
Got To Pay An A&R Straight Suck Your Dick
Take Ya To Lunch, Get Ya All Drunk And Shit
I'm Like Fuck Naw!
Fuck You And The Mainstream Bitch

[Blaze]
I'm Bomb On All You Pop Artists, (what's That?)
Fuckin' Radio Friendly Love Songs That Shit Is Wack
All You Candy Coated Rappers And Red Cap Wearers
I Got Seven Slugs And Eleven Pall Bearers
The Only Pop I Know Is A Pop From My Gat
When I Cock The Hammer, And Pull The Trigger Back
Erasing The Top Ten Spots, Cut Out Ya Hearts
And Make You Number One On The Dead Charts Biyotch!!

Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Watch 'em Fall!)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So FUCK Ya'll, Bitches!!)
Shock (Stab 'em Up!)
And Awe (Wathc 'em Fall!)
And Went Back Into The Underworld We Crawl
(So Fuck Ya'll, Bitches!!)

[Jamie Madrox]
...and The Nominees Are; Dirty Lunchmeat, The Jumbling Elbows, Hot Garbage, Fred Parker And The Pleasantries, MC Alfredo And Little Cream Sauce..I Fucked It All Up..hehehehe!