1. Some Guys Like That Bottled Beer

Some Like It In A Can

Some Say A Keg's The Best Beer

For A Real Beer Drinking Man

Everyone Has Their Favourite

But On One Thing They Agree

The Greatest Beer In All The World

Is The One You Drink For Free



Free Beer Free Beer

That's My Favourite Brand

If I Didn't Have To Buy It

It's The Best Beer In The Land

Warm Flat Funky

It Don't Matter To Me

The Greatest Beer In This Whole World

Is The One You Buy For Me



2. The Boys At The Bar Were Betting

On Whose Beer Was The Best

I Didn't Have A Nickel

So They Chose Me To Make The Test

Those Fifteen Different Kinds Of Beer

Were Wonderful To Me

Each One Was My Favourite Brew

The Beer I Drink For Free



Free Beer Free Beer

That's My Favourite Brand

If I Didn't Have To Buy It

It's The Best Beer In The Land

Warm Flat Funky

It Don't Matter To Me

The Greatest Beer In This Whole World

Is The One You Buy For Me



3. Our Old Pal Nudsie Got Married

He Was Trying To Save Some Bucks

He Went Out And Bought The Cheapest Beer

And Boy It Really Sucked

But After You Choke That First One Down

The Rest Go Easily

As Long As You Remember That

You're Drinking Them All For Free



Free Beer Free Beer

That's My Favourite Brand

If I Didn't Have To Buy It

It's The Best Beer In The Land

Warm Flat Funky

It Don't Matter To Me

The Greatest Beer In This Whole World

Is The One You Buy For Me