Repeat After Me:

Britney Spears Is A Fuckin Whore.

Britney Fucks With Animals, Homeless Men, And Children's Toys...like Play-doh.

Britney Calls A Feather Boa An Outfit...in Other Words, She's A Horny Slut.

Britney Is A Bitch.

Britney Dosen't Understand The Words 'wedding' 'love' 'marry' Ext. But She Does Understand 'sex'

Britney Is So Dumb, That When Shehas Sex With Some Guy, And After She's All Finished, She'll Say, "now To Shove The Birth Control Pills Up My Vagina, And Eat The Condoum.

That Just About Scratches The Surface Of Dumbass Britney!