Your Sister Thinks That I′m A Freak
She's Been Ignoring My Calls
We Haven′t Spoken In A WeekI Get So Drunk That I Can't Speak
Yeah, Nothing's Working, And Our Future′s Looking Bleak, And I Said

(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
Three Beers, And I′m So Messed Up
Get Drunk, And I Can't Shut Up
(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
She Says That I Drink Too Much
I′m Fucked Up, And She Hates My Guts
She Says I Need To Grow Up

I'm Driving Fast To Get Away
Doing 180 On The Don Valley Parkway
Yeah, I′d Be Better Off Dead
I Don't Give A Shit
I Just Don′t Wanna Die, And I Don't Wanna Live, I Said

(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
Three Beers, And I'm So Messed Up
Get Drunk, And I Can′t Shut Up
(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
She Says That I Drink Too Much
Fucked Up, And She Hates My Guts
She Says I Need To Grow Up

I Drink ′til I'm Staring At The Ceiling
I′ll Be Just Fine, I'm Numb And Losing Feeling
I Can′t Tell Lies Anymore

(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
Three Beers, And I'm So Messed Up
Get Drunk, And I Can′t Shut Up
(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
She Says That I Drink Too Much
Fucked Up, And She Hates My Guts

(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
I Just Don't Know What To Do
I'm Still Fucked Up Over You
(Woo, Ooh-ooh, Woo, Ooh-ooh)
She Says That I Drink Too Much
Hawaiian Red Fruit Punch
She Says I Need To Grow Up