Loose Lips Keep Him Rolling On His Whitewall Tires
Burning Out His Diesel Now, Looking Like A Forest Fire
Ducktail Jiver, Common Pearl Diver
Let You Have A Piece Real Cheap
Those Sunday Sermons, Gotta Start Learning
How To Look Before The Lion Leaps

Oh I'd Be Santa Clause In Something More
Than A Honeymoon In San Moritz
Ducktail Jiver, Nine To Fiver
I'd Like To Buy A _____ That Fits

Overloaded, Railroaded
On The Border Of A Spanish Town
Adios Amigos, Me Got To Go
Before They Cut This Poor Boy Down

So I'd Like To Buy A Drink For Someone
A Pitcher And A Glass
My Circuit's Run Down, My Fuse Is Blown
My Childhood Came At Last

Sun-soaked, Rain-choked
I Need To Get This Battery Charged
Miles Behind My Parents' Time
Living In The World's Back Yard