I Took Two Weeks Vacation For The Honeymoon
A Couple Tickets All Inclusive Down In Cancun
I Couldn't Get My Money Back So I'm In Seat 7A
I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

I Bet The Fella On The Aisle Thought I Was Crazy
Cause I Taped Your Picture To The Seatback Right Beside Me
Now I've Got Empty Mini Bottles Fillin' Both Our Trays
I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

Buyin' Drinks For Everybody
But The Pilot, It's A Party
Got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
Stewardess Is Someone Sexy
Leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
Told Her About My Condition
Got A Little Mile-high Flight Attention
It's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
I'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
I'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
They All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

We Had This Date Marked On The Calendar Forever
We'd Take That New Wed Limo Airport Ride Together
I Feel Like A Plastic Groom Alone There At The Top Of The Cake
So Hey, I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

Buyin' Drinks For Everybody
But The Pilot, It's A Party
Got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
Stewardess Is Someone Sexy
Leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
Told Her About My Condition
Got A Little Mile-high Flight Attention
It's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
I'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
I'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
They All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

On My Way Home I'll Bump This Seat Right Up To First Class
So I Can Drink That Cheap Champagne Out Of A Real Glass
And When We Land I'll Call Her Up And Tell Her Kiss My Ass
'Cause Hey, I'm Drunk On A Plane

Buyin' Drinks For Everybody
But The Pilot, It's A Party
Got This 737 Rocking Like A G6
Stewardess Is Someone Sexy
Leanin' Pourin' Coke And Whiskey
Told Her About My Condition
Got A Little Mile-high Flight Attention
It's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds
I'm Up So High, I May Never Come Down
I'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain
They All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane

I'm Getting Drunk On A Plane
I Might Be Passed Out
In The Baggage Claim
But Right Now
I'm Drunk On A Plane