This Is Another One Too. And I Know Ur Like Me

I HATE It When Somebody Turns Around In My Driveway.

Your Just Sitting Comfortanly Watching Tv. You Hear A Car Pu-. Wha-. Who Is This? Hhehh. It's So Dissruptive You Look Out, Strange Car, You Don't Know If Its A Government Official-you Start Getting Concerned. WHAT I Don't Know This Car! Then They Turn To Leave And Your Like,

YOU SON OF A BITCH! You Wasted Moments Of My Life! Moments I Will Never Get Back!

Ah. Someday I'm Gonna Run Out To That Car Before They Leave- Knock On The Window,make Em' Roll It Down And Go. You Ever Turn Around In My Driveway Again. I'll Cut Ur F****** Head Off!. I'm Gonna Put Your Head On My Intenna. And Drive Around. With Your Head, On My Intenna.

And Hopefully, I'll Get A Two-fer And The Person Will Go ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND! Then Ill Pull Out A Switch Blade And They Go. YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND! . And I Go ZANGZADAN!

(Applause)

I Hope They Never Come Back And Try To Turn Around In That Driveway Again. Cuz Then I'll Be In The Window Like. DAMNITT. NOW I GOTTA CUT THIS GUYS HEAD OFF!