Gulp, Gulp, Gulp
I Want To Drink More Beer
Until I Puke
Drink Drank Punk
I'm So Cool
I Can Drink So Much
I Can Drink More Than You
Drink Drank Punk
Met A Girl At The Bar Oh
She Was A 10 At 2:00
I Gave Her Four Stars Oh
I Took Her Home
She Spent The Night Oh
At 10:00 AM She Was A FRIGHT
Some Old Guy Bought Me Some Alcohol
We Got Druck At The Mall
Drink Drank Punk
Mom's Gonna Get Us At The Mall Oh
In A Druken Stupor Hope I Don't Fall Oh
I Chew On A Big Wad Of Gum Oh
Mom Won't Notice, She's Old And DUMB
Drink Drank Punk