The Problem With Me Is
I Was Always A Big Fish In A Small, Stale Pond
Til I Moved Out To The City Where I Really Got StungI′m A Young
Lazy Bum Who Feels 106
Sometimes I Wonder On The Down Low Why I Even Exist

Should I Go Tell It To A Shrink?
I'm Startin′ To Think
That Maybe I'm The Only Sane One In A World On The Brink
Can't Relax, Got My Facts
Avoid Before Nihilist
It Bothers Me That I′m Not Bothered Oh I Really Need

A New Attitude
I Need To Get Out My Room
Just Want To Play My Guitar
But It Hasn′t Gotten Me Far
I Know It Seems Kinda Sad
Coz Things Have Gotten So Bad
Does Someone Know Who I Am?
Coz I Don't Know Who I Am

Yeah Maybe I′m The Hypocrite
Walking Contradiction Bursting Out Like A Cyst
I'm Reading Tolstoy At The Moment Craving A Set Of Bliss
I Quit My Job And Drive By Friends To Close To Down One More Drink
I Try To Fit In But The People Here Are Making Me Sick

Hey Surely I Can′t Be Alone
Please Someone Hold The Phone
I See Atrocities On TV But I'm Still Too Scared To Go
And I Put My Neck On The Line Oh
Where′s My Spine?
I'm Wastin' My Time And I′d Love It If You Gave Me A Sign

Get Outta My Room
I′ve Got A Bad Attitude
Just Wanna Play My Guitar But It Hasn't Gotten Me Far
I Need To Taste A Success
Maybe I′d Feel Less Depressed
Sometimes I'm My Biggest Fan, Sometimes I Wanna Give In

Could Everyone Get Off My Back?
Cut Me Some Slack
I Took My Shirt Off In The Arm My Shoulders Were No Longer Golden
Had A Panic Attack
I′m Still My Worst Enemy
It's Not As Bad As It Seems
If You Wanna Come And Stick A Boot In, Roll Up, Drag Me

Outta My Room
I Need A Good Attitude
Don′t Wanna Play My Guitar
Coz It Hasn't Gotten Me Far
They Say It Pays In The End
But I'm Still Stuck In A Spin
Sometimes I Wanna Grow Up, Sometimes I Wanna Give In

Who Would Have Guessed I Was A Talented Kid
Who Would Have Thought I′d Make A Mess Out Of It
Who Would Have Guessed I Was A Talented Kid
Who Would Have Thought I′d Make A Mess Out Of It
Who Would Have Guessed I Was A Talented Kid
Who Would Have Thought I'd Make A Mess Out Of It