Senior Ship's Surgeon Since '66
Multitalented, Knows All The Tricks
Been Almost Everywhere In The Galaxy
Traveled Time And Changed History
Has A Running Feud With A Green-blooded Man
Takes Every Opportunity To Argue If He Can
He's One Of A Kind, Says What's On His Mind
You Might Think He's Complaining When You Here Him Saying
He's A Doctor - Not An Escalator
He's A Doctor - Not A Bricklayer
He's A Doctor - Not A Shuttle-conductor
And Everybody Knows Him As Dr McCoy
He's A Doctor - Not An Engineer
He's A Doctor - And Not A Magician
He's A Doctor - Not A Psychiatrist
And You Know That I'm Talking About Dr McCoy
Doesn't Like Transporters At All
Prefers A Shuttle If Possible
Suffered Once From Xenopolycytemia
Married Twice, Has A Daughter, Joanna
Charged With Murder Of Klingon Chancellor
Managed To Escape With A Fellow Officer
Doesn't Make House Calls, Had A Katra In His Head
Cures A Rainy Day And Wakes Up The Dead
He's A Doctor - Not An Escalator
He's A Doctor - Not A Bricklayer
He's A Doctor - Not A Shuttle-conductor
And Everybody Knows Him As Dr McCoy
He's A Doctor - Not An Engineer
He's A Doctor - And Not A Magician
He's A Doctor - Not A Psychiatrist
And You Know That I'm Talking About Dr McCoy