When I Was Young, In The Good Old Days On The Farm

All I Ate Was Dog Food

All The Poor Dogs Whimper And They Would Yelp As I Smiled And Chewed



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Dog Food! A Whole Meal For A Nickel

Dog Food! On Some Bread With A Pickle

Dog Food! Garunteed To Drive You Hunger Away

Dog Food! Keeps A Horse Employed

Dog Food! Good For Girls And Boys

Dog Food! Most Kids Like It More Than Broccoli



Nasty Food I Must Plug My Nose To Swallow

Because My Mom's On Probation

Eggplant, Brussel Sprouts Go Down And Come Out

Nothing Goes Down Smooth Like Ken-L-Ration



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Alpo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horse Meat! Yeah!



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