No Candidate Would I Support



His Platform Could I Endorse



Another Accomplice Slinging Dirt



Campaign Promises Falling Short



I Don't Belong To Any Race



Pledge Allegiance To A Place



No Borderline In The Sand I'd Trace



I'm Just A Sucker For A Pretty Face



Uncomfortable In The Realm Of The Political



Position's Always Been A Little Left Of Cynical



I'm Fundamentally For The Individual



Preoccupied Purely With The Physical




When Heavy Is The Weight Of The World



And The River Runs A Little Too Deep



Like A Hound Dog Chasing A Bird



Sometimes A Certain Tom's Gotta Peep



I'm A Peek-a-boy, Looking At Girls



And I Think I Like, I Think I Like, I Like What I See




I Don't Wanna Find Religion



Or Another Man's Opinion



I Can't Choose What's Not My Decision



When There's Only One Under The Sun



There's No Need To Be Denied



Chew Before Swallowing Pride



I Want To Live So Let Me Die



Oh By The Way, What's Your Sign?




Can't Comprehend The Meaning Of The Metaphysical



I'd Rather Leave That To Your So-called Intellectual



But What I Do Know I Know Feels Only Natural



I'm Just A Red-blooded Heterosexual




When Heavy Is The Weight Of The World



And The River Runs A Little Too Deep



Like A Dirty Water Doggin' A Bird



Sometimes A Certain Tom's He Gotta Peep



I'm A Peek-a-boy, Looking At Girls



And I Think I Like, I Think I Like, I Like What I See




(Guitar Solo)




When Heavy Is The Weight Of The World



And The River Runs A Little Too Deep



Like A Dirty Water Doggin' A Bird



Sometimes A Certain Tom's He Gotta Peep



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