[Intro]
Christmas Comes Just Once A Year (I Got A Baby Doll)
With All Its Yuletide Joy And Cheer (I Got A Football)
But Theres One Thing I'd Like To Say
Is That I Hate Christmas Day (I Got A Rock!)

Its Time For Everybody To Have A Christmas Party.
Everyone But Me I'll Step Outside
Boycott Your Office Party.
No Secret Santa For Me.
Mistletoe Makes Me Sneeze Anyway.
Cos I Don't Wanna Go, Where Happy Days Are Snow
I'd Rather Stay Where
Frosty Melts In The Sun.
July 4 Parade.
A Lynchburg Lemonade.
An Alcohol-a-day By The Pool In The Sun (now Everybody Sing).

[Chorus]
Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly But,
I Hate Christmas
I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year

Its Time For Everybody To Head Out Christmas Shopping.
Everyone But Me I'll Stay Inside.
No Presents Under Your Tree That Have A Nametag For Me.
And It Makes My Gifts So Easy To Hide
I Don't Wanna Go Where Shopping Lines Are Slow.
I Rather Stay At Home With The Frosty Cold One.
A Bud On Ice In May, A Lazy Summer Day.
An Alcohol-a-day By The Pool In The Sun (now Everybody Sing) .

[Chorus]
Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly But,
I Hate Christmas
I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year

[Rap]
It Was The Night Before Christmas And All Through The House,
All The Creatures Was Chillin Like Flint Drinkin Stout.
I Woke From My Sleep, Heard 'here Comes The Boom'.
I Knew That Santa Would Be Comin' Soon.
On Dascher On Donner, Commit, On Blitzen.
I Yelled 'shut Up Ya'll,' But They Wouldn't Listen.
And Then He Came Down With His Belly Of Jello.
He Says, 'where The Ladies At Cuz I'm A Real Jolly Fellow.'
Then He Gave Me A Wink And Was Quick Out Of Sight.
Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Super Deeky Duper Fly Night.

[Chorus]
(now Everyone - Sing)
Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly But,
I Hate Christmas
I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year (one More Time, Like You Mean It)

[Chorus]
Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly But,
I Hate Christmas
I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year
Cos I Hate Christmas I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year
Cos I Hate Christmas I'm Glad It Only Comes One Time A Year