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I Am A Dull And Simple Lad

Can Not Tell Water From Champagne

And I Have Never Met The Queen

And I Wish I Could Have All That He Has Got

I Wish I Could Be Like David Watts



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And When I Lie On My Pillow At Night

I Dream I Could Fight Like David Watts

Lead The School Team To Victory

And Take My Exams And Pass The Lot



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Wish I Could Be Like David Watts

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Wish I Could Be Like David Watts

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Conduct My Life Like David Watts

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I Wish I Could Be Like David Watts



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He Is The Head Boy At The School

He Is The Captain Of The Team

He Is So Gay And Fancy Free

And I Wish All His Money Belonged To Me

I Wish I Could Be Like David Watts



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And All The Girls In The Neighborhood

Try To Go Out With David Watts

They Try Their Best But Can't Succeed

For He Is Of Pure And Noble Breed



Wish I Could Be Like

Wish I Could Be Like

Wish I Could Be Like



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